Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
