Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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