im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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