he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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