we have pet lesbian snakes
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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