yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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