The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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