have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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