why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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