Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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