did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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