It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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