Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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