Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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