fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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