BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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