Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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