we have officially lost it.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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