She's JV to your varsity
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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