8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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