But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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