You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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