someone threw a dead crab at me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
porn star boner night. come get it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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