So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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