I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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