69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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