on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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