Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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