Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Everyone says I win the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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