if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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