normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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