Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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