One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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