Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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