Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So apparently I’m into choking now
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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