I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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