people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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