OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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