im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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