kristin has been a bad kristin
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's work?
Spinning.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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