she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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