how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I can't turn off my feet"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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