Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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