i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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