so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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