It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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