North Korea, Best Korea!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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