4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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