I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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