remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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