sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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