Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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