check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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