quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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