I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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