I'm lost and stupid without you.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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