It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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