Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
false alarm, still single
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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