so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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