I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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